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AI Will Prosecute Me For This
Hello all, Today’s newsletter is sponsored by the personal celebration of reaching the same number of newsletters I put out last year, with strong hopes of putting out 2-3 more this year. Would love to be doing this monthly, but alas, I get distracted. Remember when I was doing these weekly at the beginning? Because…
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Be Your Own Chisme (AKA The Kirby Post)
Correct, Chisme and Kirby are mostly unrelated. Hello all, Today’s newsletter is sponsored by the vague concept of consistency. *** Content Warning: Pet Death at the triple asterisks, in Cuervos Chismoses *** Prose and Poetry of the Week Stacked Up Reasons In March I celebrated myself by saving up and taking myself to a steakhouse…
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Flowing Creative River
Hello all, Today’s newsletter is sponsored by (what else?) love 💜 and also spite 💜 (No reason for the spite. Simply: spite 💜) Prose and Poetry of the Week A Web’s Design I am quite proud of this one, because I knew this piece was a great contender to be recognized in this challenge, and…
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I just want to be sword-wielding moss. Is that too much to ask?
Hello all, Today’s newsletter is sponsored by trying to get at least 6 newsletters out this year because my number of newsletters has been dwindling per year and I’m not a fan of that so SOMEONE has to keep up the numbers. Prose and Poetry of the Week Call On Your Gods I wrote this…
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Maybe the real Trick-Or-Treat were the friends we made along the way
Hello all, Today’s newsletter is sponsored by “oh fuck, goddammit, I’ve started writing this three fucking times already and I just need to get over myself and do the damn thing.” Prose and Poetry of the Week Soft On You My Love Written about the love I have for my friends and that I can…
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Put It On My Fucking Tombstone
Hello all, Today’s newsletter is sponsored by my ego inflating when one of you asked “Yea, where’s the newsletter?” so thank you 💜 Prose and Poetry of the Week Coracao I wrote this one trying to fulfill the 300-word limit of a challenge on Vocal but whoops! It’s 600 words. But I was still proud…
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Giddy Up Sluts! (The Frog Post)
chill spring lofi to listen to while you read. Includes: frog. Hello all, Today’s newsletter is sponsored by frogs. Prose and Poetry of the Day The Ants Were Here First Written a month ago, trying to put nature in a house into context. It’s Tradition Written after a conversation with a friend (cisman) that was…
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New Year, Same Procrastination
Hello all, Today’s news letter is sponsored by the feeling of “damn it feels like it’s been two years since I last sent a newsletter” AND “damn three years ago I was unaware of the difference between pandemic and epidemic.” Poetry of the Week The Highways Are Young Smooth Highway Hairpins Looking Up At Them…
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Love and T(he urge to overthrow capitalism on a daily basis)hunder
Hello all, Happy Fall! Today’s newsletter is sponsored by the two wolves inside me. They’re girlfriends. Is this from cinematic masterpiece What We Do In The Shadows (2014) dir. Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi, featuring Rhys Darby eight years before his beautiful role in Our Flag Means Death (2022)? Who’s to say. Prose of the…
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Un Año de Xisme y Xingaderas
Translation: One Year of Gossip and Shenanigans Hello all, Today’s newsletter is sponsored by ONE YEAR AND 23 NEWSLETTERS LATER!!! Prose of the Week Xismosa Xit A year ago, I needed something to keep me (arguably) sane. Writing has always kept me vaguely sane, but I wanted to push myself more. I didn’t want to…
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