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New Halloween, Same Spoopy Xit
Hello all, Today’s newsletter is sponsored by – what else is there? – 💀🐈⬛🦇👻🎃 HALLOWEEN 🎃👻🦇🐈⬛💀 Or, as we like to call it, 🎃🦇Gay Christmas🦇🎃 Prose and Poetry of the Week In honor of spoopy season, I present to you: Ghost Realms Wrote 100 words about my senior year dorm room, it’s pretty self-explanatory. Graveyard…
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AI Will Prosecute Me For This
Hello all, Today’s newsletter is sponsored by the personal celebration of reaching the same number of newsletters I put out last year, with strong hopes of putting out 2-3 more this year. Would love to be doing this monthly, but alas, I get distracted. Remember when I was doing these weekly at the beginning? Because…
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Be Your Own Chisme (AKA The Kirby Post)
Correct, Chisme and Kirby are mostly unrelated. Hello all, Today’s newsletter is sponsored by the vague concept of consistency. *** Content Warning: Pet Death at the triple asterisks, in Cuervos Chismoses *** Prose and Poetry of the Week Stacked Up Reasons In March I celebrated myself by saving up and taking myself to a steakhouse…
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Put It On My Fucking Tombstone
Hello all, Today’s newsletter is sponsored by my ego inflating when one of you asked “Yea, where’s the newsletter?” so thank you 💜 Prose and Poetry of the Week Coracao I wrote this one trying to fulfill the 300-word limit of a challenge on Vocal but whoops! It’s 600 words. But I was still proud…
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Giddy Up Sluts! (The Frog Post)
chill spring lofi to listen to while you read. Includes: frog. Hello all, Today’s newsletter is sponsored by frogs. Prose and Poetry of the Day The Ants Were Here First Written a month ago, trying to put nature in a house into context. It’s Tradition Written after a conversation with a friend (cisman) that was…
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Chula, Morena, y Dormilona
Close translation: Cute, Brown, and Sleepy Hello all, I just got back from a lovely dinner with a lovely bean! She has inspired some next steps for me, which will hopefully be in Personal Chisme soon! Poetry and Prose of the Week Ixtlilton I have always struggled with sleep and my mestiza (generational “mixed” Indigenous…
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Just Yelling FUCK A Lot
Hello all, This week fucking sucked. Many unfortunate and/or bittersweet things happened to people around me, and I found out about three of these events last Tuesday. It was too much information, which caused me to scream “FUCK” a lot. However, those are not my lives, so you will read about mine instead! Prose and…
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Pronounced “Chismosa Shit”
Hello all, For some of you, I asked if you wanted to be here. For the rest of you, we’ve already been friends for long enough and/or you have expressed interest in following my writing that I thought you’d enjoy. You all can, of course, ask to be taken off whenever! I’m making this newsletter,…
Xismosa Xit 